A morning shower in India is not a task to be taken lightly. Most of the year is hot and sticky, so as soon as you get dressed you pretty much need to wash again. Fortunately, I have devised a Best Practices pattern to steamline the process. (Hey, it's what I do.) For those planning to visit a hot third-world climate anytime soon, take note.
What You Will Need
1 small squeezable container of shampoo
1 small squeezable container of anti-bacterial liquid soap
1 large container
Purell Liquid Sanitizer
Gold Bond medicated powder, extra strength
Kerasal foot ointment
Band-Aid
Flexible Fabric Finger & Knuckle bandages
Neosporin anti-bacterial ointment
Rhuli Gel or Benedryl ointment
Fingernail clippers
Polypropelene socks
Cotton socks
High-quality shoes or sandals
Washing By WashbucketAs in many parts of the world, this region of India does not ordinarily have overhead shower heads. You bathe using buckets.
First, fill one bucket with hot water, another wth cold. Use a plastic cup with a handle (such as a plastic 4-cup measuring cup) and partially fill it with hot water, then break it with cold to achieve a comfortable warm temperature. Pour it on your head, then your face and shoulders, and repeat until you are completely wet. Watch your rate of hot water consumption, as you need to save a healthy amount for rinsing.
As you wash, you want to start at the top and work down, so you aren't rinsing soap onto sections that are already clean. So shampoo first, then wash your body. Finally, SCRUB your feet with extra soap. Get them as clean as possible, and rinse thoroughly. It's a good idea to wear foam flip-flop sandles as you wash, slipping each foot out to wash one at a time.
Men, if you are going to shave, you do it now and hopefully you saved some warm water. Women, do whatever else it is that you do with loufas and salts.
Now, remember: you may be clean, but you are
NOT sanitized! Do not get any water in your mouth, and do not put your wet fingers in your mouth; you may spend the next few days bent over whatever passes for a toilet in your corner of the world.
Towel off thoroughly, then apply a generous amount of Purell to your hands. Touch a little to your lips as well. Your hands are now sanitized, somewhat. You can now apply any lip balm with your finger (I use Blistex in the small blue canister) without making yourself sick.
So now you get ready. Apply antiperspirant as you normally would, then apply Gold Bond to your entire upper body and arms, from the neck down. Women, substitute "entire" for "use your best judgement", as I cannot advise you in greater detail. The Gold Bond will help keep you dry and cool.
If you have any insect bites, apply Rhuli Gel to help with itching. For extreme bites that are driving you crazy, opt for the Benedryl ointment. Dress, except for your feet.
Ah, yes, the feet. If your feet are uncomfortable,
you are uncomfortable. These next steps are certainly overkill, but if you want healthy feet, then listen closely.
First, sit comfortably, remove one foot from the flip-flop, and towel dry again, especially between the toes. Bring your leg up to across your other thigh, so you can see the bottoms of your feet. If you have any broken skin, make sure the area is thoroughly clean and apply a small amount of Neosporin. Cover the area with a Finger & Knuckle bandage. I've found these to be the best because the flexible fabric is extremely secure and comfortable, and the H-shape of the bandage gives it the best chance of adhering to the various corners of your feet.
Next, examine your foot for dry skin around your heels that is in danger of cracking. Apply a small amount of Kerasal, being careful not to get any on your clothes. If you have any planar's warts or caulouses, file the dead skin gently with the nail file and apply Kerasal. Cover immediately with a Finger & Knuckle bandage.
Only after all broken skin has been covered with a bandage are you ready to apply Gold Bond to your feet. Rub into your feet and ankles, especially between the toes. Now slip on a polypropelene sock, followed by a cotton sock. The poly sock will wick away any moisture into the cotton sock. Put a shoe on that foot and repeat the entire process for the other foot.
If you have no broken skin and plan to wear sandals, simply apply Gold Bond and leave off the socks. I've been known to wear socks with my
Ecco sandals, and I'm told it's geeky, but if I'm comfortable I honestly do not care.
If you are in a part of the world where a button-down shirt is the norm and T-shirts are considered something that children wear (as is the case in India), wear a T-shirt underneath your button-down. It's not that much hotter and it *greatly* increases the repeat wearability of the nicer outer shirt.
When brushing your teeth, remember
not to use tap water. Pour a little drinking water on your brush before you apply the paste. Rinse your mouth with drinking water. An antibacterial mouthwash is great idea, if you have it available. Comb and primp your hair as you normally would, bearing in mind the local customs. If you are in a section of the world where women cover their heads, you may draw undue attention with your tumbling locks of coiffed Terry Hatcher hair.
You are now ready for action. As you leave your sleeping area, remember to bring your compact rain gear, toilet paper, perhaps a small granola bar, and a minimum of 1 liter of drinking water. (I like to bring 2 liters.)
Whew! Who on earth has time for all this, you ask? You do! How? Because you awoke refreshed at 6:45 am, and this process only takes about 30 minutes. Why did you awaken so early? Because you don't have your kids with you and you went to bed at 9:30 the previous night. Why did you go to bed so early? Because there is no TV, no stack of bills to pay, no kids asking for a glass of water, no piles of laundry, no mail to sort, no home improvement projects, no ringing phone, no garbage to take out or dishes to do. There is just the cooling breeze of the waning Indian evening to spend in quiet conversation with your travel companions.
Or in meditative solitude.